New Menu! Zick’s Releases All New Fratbreads

Zick’s – In a series of menu renovations, the campus pizza shop, “Zicks,” decided to add all new “Fratbreads” to its menu. Here’s the lineup: Sigma Alpha Epsilon (SAE) Nothing says SAE like a wannabe Southern boy. That’s why we doused this flatbread in semi-outdoorsy gear, like your average carabiner, a belay device, and a…

Security Threat Update: Wake Will Not Confirm That There May Have Been A Threat (But There Totally Also Might Have Been One)

REYNOLDA HALL –– On Sunday, law enforcement officials and Wake Forest Parking and Transport Police became aware of an unsubstantiated, alleged, possible, likely, but not too-likely threat against the campus. Rest assured: this threat is not actually a threat. Unless it is. But it’s not-not a not threat. That we are sure of. Details cannot…

Student Uses Reading Day to Read Syllabus

Taylor Residence Hall – Junior Kyle Schmidt used today’s Reading Day to look over the syllabus of his Art History 101 class for the first time all semester. “Yeah, I’ve just been crazy busy doing other stuff on campus,” Kyle explained, offering clear justification for his prior neglect of course readings and assignments. Upon flipping…