REYNOLDA HALL –– On Sunday, law enforcement officials and Wake Forest Parking and Transport Police became aware of an unsubstantiated, alleged, possible, likely, but not too-likely threat against the campus. Rest assured: this threat is not actually a threat. Unless it is. But it’s not-not a not threat. That we are sure of. Details cannot…
Subway — With a full two weeks remaining until summer break begins, sophomore Katie Townsend made a startling announcement to her boyfriend while eating dinner in Subway last night.
Carswell Hall — Communication classes have experienced a sudden height increase with just two days of classes remaining in the academic school year.
After waiting 20 minutes in the bathroom line, Jackie Shepherd reached the front at the exact moment her favorite song, “The Middle,” began playing in the basement.
Office of External Relations — After an abnormally long period of silence regarding who will be the 2018 commencement speaker, Wake Forest has officially announced that Oprah Winfrey in invisible form will take on the role.
Per the many signs planted around campus, the Business School’s Masters in Management program boasts a nearly perfect post-graduation employment rate at 99%.
Hearn Plaza — Tuesday at approximately 5:15 pm, campus was thrown into a frenzy as the chapel bells commenced playing a rendition of the Harry Potter theme song.
Sutton Center — It’s 4:48 PM. The lights at the court are beaming. Eight people in the crowd—this is the biggest one yet. There’s 30 seconds left in the men’s Intramural basketball championship game.