We are now philanthropists and you should be one too!
In the spirit of Day 2 of Recruitment, Fake Worest has decided to donate to several organizations. Just in time for tax season, here’s where you should consider donating for philanthropic (tax break) purposes:
- The Break a Wish Foundation: A harsh dose of reality to those who need it most.
- Doctors Without Boundaries: Mostly MDs asking you about your sex life during routine mammograms and colonoscopies, wondering if you’re down to go halfsies on a cookout tray.
- The For-Profit for Prophets: https://www.comeuntochrist.org/
- Love House: A loving and nurturing home for single mothers who call themselves “free birds” instead of “empty nesters.”
- Habitat for Vanity: https://www.kappakappagamma.org/kappa/
- The Fake Worest Foundation: Like the Kappa Kappa Gamma Foundation or the Trump Foundation but different because there are only like 20 people in the inner circle we give money to.
- Botox Survivors Foundation: They can’t actually speak from all the Botox, but they said something about how young they feel and how important they are.
- YMCA: “They have everything for young men to enjoy!” – The Village People
Thoughts and Prayers,
Your favorite comedians, journalists, and now philanthropists at Fake Worest
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