BREAKING: Good Uncle Van is Just a Rebranded Pedo Van with a Microwave.
UNIVERSITY SECURITY GATE — Good Uncle, Wake Forest’s newest food service and the food delivery service equivalent of Eric Trump, has seen massive ‘success’ during its 1.5 semesters on campus. The Good Uncle Van allegedly offers fresh meals from around campus, but a recent study by our team of investigators found out that’s a goddamn…